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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is impossibly beautiful, even at the airport

Genetics just arent fair, you know? I have frizzy hair and wide feet and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley is, well.Rosie Huntington-Whiteley. AlthoughI bet shes just an average writer! But thats ok, because she doesnt need to write. She doesnt need a real job of any sort. Her job is to be stupendously beautiful, and it looks as though she has that all figured out. Shes also currently dating my imaginary boyfriend, Jason Statham, just to add insult to injury.

Shes even gorgeous at the airport, a feat which no mere mortal has ever managed to pull off. In fact, shes wearing a pair of quilted black leather skinny pants (I think theyre Burberry, just like her ivory Burberry Tassel Satchel) while standing in line and looking bored, as if thats the sort of thing that we all pull out of our closets when rushing to catch a flight. Although if I looked like Rosie, Id never wear anything less sexy than a pair of leather pants. When youre genetically gifted like she is, you have to embrace it.

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