Ive never been one for massive celebrity crushes. Besides a pretty serious interest in Jonathan Taylor Thomas when I was 10, I cant recall another notable infatuation Ive had with someone Ive never met. Except for Jason Statham, that is, and seeing that he travels with Bottega Veneta only makes me lust after him harder. Hes like Bruce Willis, but younger and with a hotter accent.
And somehow, up to this point, I had managed to miss the news that hes newly coupled up with supermodel and actress Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, who chose Burberry as her carry-on of choice. And I was happier without that knowledge, because Rosie is taller and thinner and prettier and richer than I am or could ever hope to be, and I fear that I wont be able to compete with her for Jasons affections. Be good to him, dear. Hes quite the catch. As Im sure you are as well.
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